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Just Joking! A collection of Various jokes from Various sources
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Need a Laugh? Here are some jokes that will surely make you Smile :)
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Q.Why are Elephants the cheapest circus act?A. They work for peanuts!Q. Why should you never ask a horse to do something?A. They always say "Nay!"Q. What do crocodiles have that no other animal has?A. Baby Corcodiles!Q. Where does a crocodile keep its money?A. In the river Bank!Q. What kind of apes like flowers?A. Chim-pansies!Q. What do you call a 500 pound gorilla in a vinyard?A. Nothing, or he'll squash you like a grape!Q. What happened when the cow jumped over the fence.A. Udder destruction!Q. What is a mechanics favorite drink?A. Tool-ade!
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Q. What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A. A good Start!Q. What do you need when you have a lwyer up to his neck in cement?A. More cement!Humpty Dumpty has just fallen of a wall and is at his doctors office.Humpty: Do you think I will be okay?Doctor: The cracks can be fixed- it's your choleserol level that worries me.A millionaire, well along in years, had a sharp pain in his chest. He turned to his wife and gasped," Im having a heart attack. Quik but me a hospital!"Q. How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. It all depends on the light bulbs health plan!Q. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. How many can you afford?Two little grils were having a large argument.Mindy: My dad's better. He's an important carpenter. He makes buildings.Carol: Oh Yeah? Well, my dad's a lawyer. He makes loopholes.This was overheard in a supermarket checkout line:Her lawyer is honest, but not enough to hur her case.
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Here are some lawyer and Doctor jokes!
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Here are some blonde jokes!
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When she was driving to disneyland, she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. She turned around and went home.She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.She got stabbed in a shoot-out.She told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "Dont walk"When the computer said "press any key to comtinue", she couldn't find the "any" key.She thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.When I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, " cherry or grape."
She sat on the T.V. and whatched the couch. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown her goldfish. She thought a quaterback was a re-fund. If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. She took a spoon to the Super Bowl. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of applicatioon forms where it says "sign here" she put "Scorpio" If she spoke her mind, she'd be speachless. She thought Boys II men was a daycare center. She thought Hamburger Helper came with another person. She thought Meow mix was a Record for cats. She invented a solor powered flashlight. She sold her car for gas money. When she heard that 90% of crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco bell is where you pay your phone bill. She ordered a cheese burger from Mcdonalds
and said," hold the cheese." When she missd the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead. She got locked in furniture world, and slept on the floor.
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